Nivea ASB sets your face on fire, and, your thumb is bleeding...
Anybody else?
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Nivea ASB sets your face on fire, and, your thumb is bleeding...
Anybody else?
Maestro Livi comes all the way to your house from Italy to confiscate his razors from you and bans you from his shop and site.
What big said plus the fact that he will be coming along with Maestro Livi and revoking birthday greeting for you on the forum.
You know it's a bad shave when you see bone.
You know it's a bad shave when you're inventing your excuses during the drive to work.
You know it's a bad shave when it's delivered by a cartridge.
He did that to you, too?!? I thought I was the only one!Quote:
Originally Posted by thebigspendur
:D
OK, ok...
You know its a bad shave when... you have to call 911... with your nose!
You know it's been a bad shave when Phrank honed your razor....:(
...your whole neck looks like a hickey.
...when coworkers ask why your cat attacked you
You can see (and certainly feel) the razor burn appear when you splash on the after shave.
The paramedic asks your blood type.
:tameshigiri::tameshigiri::tameshigiri::cen. It resembles that.
You do a shave test and realise that you need to go back to the hones.
It has not happened in a while thought thank god.... no really it hasn’t fellas.....
When your face hurts like buggery and feels like a stubble field.
When you are not shaving with a brush and a Straight! Haven't had a bad one yet...